To-do list

Tole sicer ni moje avtorsko delo, je pa vseeno dovolj zakon, da ga enostavno moram deliti. :)

TO-DO LIST

• Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
• Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
• Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
• Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
• Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
• Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
• Wait until somone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream "PIKA PIKAAAA!!!"
• Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
• Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
• Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you ..."
• Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
• Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
• Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."
• Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
• Stifler's mom.
• Eat even more food than you can.